Your Desk Caddie Gnome's Habits:​

 

Morning Ritual: At dawn, they perform a secret gnome dance atop your stapler, ensuring smooth stapling throughout the day.​

 

Lunch Break: During lunchtime, they nibble on crumbs from your sandwich, humming ancient gnome ballads about forgotten office legends.

 

​After Hours: When the office empties, they tiptoe across keyboards, leaving cryptic messages in the form of shifted keys.

 

Warnings:​

Beware of Overwatering: If you spill water near their caddie pockets, they might grow into a full-sized gnome and demand a raise.​

Avoid Direct Sunlight: Sunbeams turn them into a temporary disco ball, distracting coworkers during Zoom meetings.

Remember

Treat your gnome kindly, and they'll ensure your pens never vanish into the abyss of lost stationery. But if you catch them rearranging your sticky notes into haikus, consider it a sign of gnome approval.

 

Place your delightful gnome on your desk and watch your productivity soar (or at least you may have a giggle).